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Multiple sources reported on Monday that the lovely early spring sunshine dancing through their windowpanes was illuminating all the crumbs, cobwebs, dust, and cat hair on their floors.

“At first I was delighted by the melting icicles and how the world seemed about to be reborn,” said local Molly Broom, “but then I saw a Girl Scout Thin Mint that had slid under the refrigerator. I thought I finished off that box like four months ago.”

Resident Jim Hoover reported being horrified at the state of his floors this morning. “This whole time I thought I was being rather fastidious. Then the angle of light changed and I found a dust bunny under the dishwasher the size of an actual bunny.”

A nine-year-old source, who wished to remain anonymous, sobbed to reporters that she had been tasked with sweeping the kitchen before being allowed out to play, but no matter how hard she cleaned, everything still looked dirty.

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Biologists with the Alaska Department of Fish and Game reported this week that a resident brown bear, currently asleep on Chilly Ridge, had just broken the regional record by hitting the ‘snooze’ button on his alarm clock for the six hundredth consecutive time.

“Bear 681, better known as Fishy McBreath, is truly a marathon hibernator,” said state biologist and alarm-clock technician Harold Nerdington. “We originally started outfitting the radio collars with tiny alarm clocks back in 2005 to increase bear productivity metrics, and track circadian rhythms. But they just hit snooze over and over.

McBreath soundly beat out the previous record holder, a 700-pound sow named Big Bertha, who hit snooze 486 times before crushing the device between her vise-like jaws.

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The natural beauty of this valley is what ultimately drew me and has kept me here. 

I love that I can walk a few minutes from my home and be surrounded by jaw-dropping beauty. I believe the benefits of this cabin will far outweigh any of the negatives. 

With both land and water access this cabin will provide local families the opportunity to enjoy this beautiful part of the canal year-round. It allows our elders and those of us who have limited mobility the chance to camp.  

As a mother of two teenagers, I can tell you that Haines can feel very small and confining in the winter.  Having this cabin will provide a safe and healthy opportunity for our youth to get outside and enjoy this amazing piece of beauty. 

I am so grateful for all of the work that Haines Huts has done for our community, especially the wonderful Tukga Hut.  Let’s continue this forward momentum by making this amazing place we all call home more accessible to all.  

Here’s to more cabins and trails in the Chilkat Valley! 

Jess Crowe 

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After this past weekend’s Freeride event, I’ve been reflecting on just how many people it takes to make something like this happen. 

I wish I could thank everyone individually, but that would likely require a full-page ad in the paper — and I’d still worry about missing someone. What I can say is that events of this magnitude simply don’t happen without a community willing to come together, lend a hand and support one another along the way.

I feel incredibly grateful to live and work in a place where that spirit is so strong.

A special thank you goes to my small but mighty team at Visit Haines. The long hours, creativity, and dedication that went into making this event successful cannot be overstated. It is truly a privilege to work alongside people who care so deeply and show up at all hours to get the job done.

To everyone who helped in big ways and small — thank you. Your support made this event possible.

With gratitude,
Rebecca Hylton, Haines Borough Tourism Director

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Please join me Saturday, March 28, for what will likely be the biggest national day of protest in U.S. history.  

I prioritize attending the Justice for All Rally because I abhor the unnecessary cruelty and violence of ICE — the smashing of car windows, the dragging of people out of their houses without court-issued warrants, and the use of excessive force which has resulted in three murders of American citizens and many more senseless deaths in ICE detention facilities.  

Please read the Fourth Amendment.

I prioritize attending to protest an illegal, undeclared war with Iran.  Please read Article 1, Section 8, Clause 11 of the Constitution that gives Congress the exclusive power to declare war.

I prioritize attending because justice for more than 1,000 victims of childhood sexual abuse and trafficking is being stonewalled to protect pedophiles.

I prioritize attending because I fear we have lost our Constitutional checks and balances. The framers of the Constitution aimed to safeguard against the concentration of power, ensuring each branch could limit the others, and prevent tyranny.

I prioritize attending because the SAVE Act will disenfranchise millions of eligible citizens from voting — an intentional act from the man in the White House who will stop at nothing to retain power.  Please remember January 6, 2021.

If you share any — or all — of these concerns, please join me at Tlingit Park at 1 p.m. Saturday, March 28.

Dena Selby

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The Haines Volunteer Fire Department recently completed an intensive ice rescue course that resulted in certification of 10 members and our state park ranger. 

I would like to take the time to thank a few people and organizations that made this class possible:

• Luc Mehl, Triple Point Training – He delivered an outstanding course with professionalism, knowledge, and realistic training scenarios that challenged our team.
• Southeast Road Builders – Without your donation of plowing the road to Chilkoot Lake, we could not have accessed the lake with our equipment and vehicles.
• Southeast Region EMS Council, Inc. – The Code Blue grant that we received supported the purchase of the ice rescue craft. 
• Firefighter/Advanced EMT Jenn Walsh – Her organization, coordination, and persistence all made this class possible.
• Assemblymember Eben Sargent – For housing his friend Luc and allowing him to borrow a vehicle for the weekend.
• Jennifer Motes – For providing some delicious breakfast for the class on both days.

Our dedicated volunteers filled in on-call duty shifts during the days so this crew could focus on training and ensure a timely response to any emergencies in town.

Thank you to all! Your support directly strengthens the safety and resilience of our community.

If you are interested in learning more or joining the fire department to serve your community, visit our website, social media pages, stop by the firehall, or give us a call.

Zachary Overmyer,  Haines Volunteer Fire Department Fire Chief

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