Riley Green regularly incorporates covers of Toby Keith songs in his live shows and has often credited the late country icon as a major influence on his career as a singer-songwriter. While he never had the chance to meet Keith before his passing in 2024, the country artist continues to honor his lasting legacy in his new summertime anthem, “Think As You Drunk.”
The just-released track came to life within just 20 minutes, according to Green, who co-wrote it with Erik Dylan, Wyatt McCubbin and Jessi Alexander. Fans might notice that “Think As You Drunk” shares a similar melody as a very well-known country classic, Toby Keith’s As Good As I Once Was.”
“The best compliment I can give a song is ‘Man, this feels like a Toby Keith song,’” Green told Billboard. “Especially as a songwriter, I don’t know if there was a bigger influence on me.”
Riley Green; Photo Provided
Green puts his own twist on the track with added guitar riffs, but the undertones immediately reflect that nostalgic feeling from the original. The result is a feel-good song that arrived just in time for the warm summer months and will serve as the perfect soundtrack for everything from a day on the boat to a rowdy night of drinking.
The lyrics are also original to the “Worst Way” singer as he depicts a long day of drinking that started at noon and is likely to continue until the honky tonk closes at 2am. He erupts into a clever play on words throughout the chorus while trying to convince the bartender who cut him off that he’s not actually as inebriated as he might seem.
“I ain’t as think as you drunk I am/ Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans/ No, I can’t say my CBA’s/ I can sing you every song that jukebox plays/ And I know I can’t stand or sit/ But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?/ Might have a cold one in each hand/ But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am,” Green sings with his signature charm and Alabama twang coming out in full force.
At the very end of the track, fans will hear another very recognizable voice, besides Green. Toby Keith’s iconic vocals join in to deliver the final lyrics of the 2005 hit that inspired the track, singing, “May not be good as I once was/ But I’m as good once as I ever was.”
Green says the decision to close out “Think As You Drunk” in this way came from the late singer’s manager and family. They were shown the song before release due to its close resemblance to Keith’s track and suggested he be included in this way.
“They completely thought it was a tip of the cap to Toby, so they wanted to have his vocal on it,” Green explained, before revealing that it felt like the perfect fit, especially considering how his father used to say that “As Good As I Once Was” was actually written about him.
“So it’s really a full-circle moment for me to have Toby’s vocal on that song,” he added.
Riley Green; Think As You Drunk
The new release marks a look into the multi-PLATINUM, ACM, and CMA Award-winning singer-songwriter’s forthcoming album, which he teased on social media following the song drop. A Facebook post revealed the upcoming project is titled “That’s Just Me” and will be arriving on September 18.
He remained fairly tight-lipped about the collection during his conversation with Billboard, but did call attention to one song that is sure to be a stand-out, “10 Pairs of Boots Ago,” which finds the narrator reflecting on different chapters of his life, each represented by a pair of boots he once wore, before ending with a final pair belonging to his 4-year-old son.
“I think about it a lot,” Riley Green said of becoming a father one day. “At this point in my life, I don’t know how I could do it. So things are going to have to slow down and get a little bit more of a sense of normalcy before I could really think about settling down and having a family,” he adds. “But it’s definitely something I’d like to do and I’m somewhat excited about where my songwriting would go with that much of a change in my life, too.”
The new music arrives amid a busy time for Green. He is currently out on his Cowboy As It Gets Tour, has plans to perform at Nashville’s Nissan Stadium on Sunday, June 7 as part of CMA Fest, and will be making his debut as a coach on The Voice this fall.
Sunday, May 17 A caller in the 100 Block of Third Ave reported a person locked their keys in their vehicle. Vehicle lock out information was relayed. Officers assisted another agency in the 300 Block of Haines Hwy. A caller in Klukwan reported a lost kayak on the Chilkat River. Officers obtained the item description and contact information. A caller in the 100 Block of Third Ave reported an accidental alarm activation at their location. There was no fire.
Monday, May 18 A caller on Sawmill Road reported concerning behavior of people interfering with traffic.
Tuesday, May 19 Police received a report from OCS in Haines. An officer was advised. An officer at Mud Bay Road and River Road conducted a vehicle stop. The driver received a verbal warning for speeding. An officer in the 1000 Block of Haines Highway performed a civil paper service. A caller in the 200 Block of Main Street requested information about a note left on their vehicle. An officer on the 400 Block of Allen Road performed a follow up report. A caller on Mud Bay Road reported a road rage incident with a speeding vehicle yelling profanity at them. A caller on Mud Bay Road reported losing a set of keys. Item descriptions and contact information were obtained. A caller on Sawmill Road reported juveniles on top of a building. An officer in Haines performed a follow up report. A caller in the 50 Block of Haines Highway reported and turned in a set of keys. An officer took the keys to the post office to return to the owner.
Wednesday, May 20 A caller in the 300 Block of Haines Highway requested to speak with an officer about bullying behavior. A caller in Haines reported a missing cell phone and wallet. Item descriptions and contact information were obtained. A caller in Haines reported receiving a spam phone call. HBPD contacted the caller by phone.
Thursday, May 21 A caller in Haines reported receiving a spam phone call. HBPD contacted the caller by phone. A caller on Gruening Road reported and turned in a found wallet and personal items. The property owner was contacted and the property was returned. An officer in the 300 Block of Haines Highway performed citizen assistance. A caller in the 200 Block of Beach Road reported a vehicle driving at a high rate of speed. An officer in the 200 Block of Beach Road performed a follow up report.
Friday, May 22 A caller at 3 Mile Haines Highway requested a welfare check on a friend after the friend stated they were injured. A caller on Mud Bay Road reported a boat appeared to be stuck on a shoreline. The harbormaster responded and HVFD and AST were advised. An officer on Portage Street conducted a vehicle stop. The driver received a verbal warning for driving infractions. An officer at Main Street and Harbor conducted a vehicle stop. The driver received a citation for registration. An officer at Main Street and Haines Highway performed a traffic stop for a registration check. An officer at Carrs Cove performed a vehicle check on a parking violation. An officer on Small Tracts Road conducted a vehicle stop. The driver received a verbal warning for speeding. A caller at 20 Mile Haines Highway reported a driver driving reckless and dangerously. An officer on the 2000 Block of Lutak Road conducted a vehicle stop. The driver received a verbal warning for camping regulations. An officer in the 200 Block of Main Street advised a business door was unlocked. The owner was contacted and aware the building was unlocked. A caller on Main Street reported multiple hanging plants had been pulled down. An officer in the 600 Block of Haines Highway advised a building door was open and unlocked. The building was cleared and secured.
Saturday, May 23 A caller on Sawmill Road reported and turned in a backpack. The item was logged in lost and found. A caller on Fair Drive reported a brown bear in the area. An officer advised and a Nixle was sent out. A caller in the 200 Block of Front Street reported a group of barking dogs in the area for a long period of time. The Haines Volunteer Fire Department performed a service call in Haines. The Haines Volunteer Fire Department performed standby for Beerfest. An officer on Second Avenue performed a follow up report. An officer in Haines performed a routine vehicle stop. A caller in the 20 Block of Portage Drive reported bicycles stolen. An officer in the 20 Block of Portage Drive performed a follow up report. An officer in the 200 Block of Main Street performed a follow up report. A caller on Main Street reported damage to private property. A caller in Haines requested to speak with an officer about a possible probation violation. A caller at the Fairgrounds reported and turned in a cell phone. The owner was contacted and picked up the phone. A caller at the PC Dock reported people standing on top of golf carts. An officer in the 20 Block of Haines Highway responded to a vehicle stopped in the roadway. The vehicle was moved by the driver.
There were 25 burn permits issued, seven EMS calls and five 911 hang-up calls during this reporting period.
A new Religious sign-and-cart operation has been setting up along the Haines waterfront in recent weeks, stirring concerns for some residents.
A group of Jehovah’s Witnesses have sporadically set up along the waterfront a portable 24-by-15 foot placard on a 37-by-16 foot cart, which they use to distribute nonprofit religious brochures.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Christian denomination known for their door-to-door preaching and aggressive evangelism, a core tenet and duty of their religion.
Tour operator Joe Ordonez said he recently saw the Jehovah’s Witnesses set up at Lookout Park. “I just really thought nothing like that was allowed. It’s proselytizing,” Ordonez said.
In years past, Ordonez has seen children selling small trinkets or musicians seeking tips run off for soliciting on public property, so he wondered why the distribution for religious pamphlets was allowed.
“If you think, from the visitor perspective, they don’t really want people hawking tours in any loud sort of way,” Ordonez said. “It’s not like I lost any sleep over it. I’m in the visitor industry and I think about visitor experience. I’ve seen a lot of things come and go and this was a new twist.”
Twenty Years Ago
Paintballers Compete in Local Tourney
About 60 residents and visitors turned out to watch or participate in Sunday’s Spring Paintball Tournament at Emerson Field.
Will Morrissey, Steven McLaughlin, and Fred Graham took first place among 13 teams participating in the double-elimination contest, which was held among a maze of barricades set up on the field at the junction of Mosquito Lake Road and Haines Highway.
Among those participating were paintball enthusiasts from Juneau and professional snowboarder Travis Rice.
Dozens turned out to watch the event and enjoy a nice picnic lunch, said Nancy Morrissey. “Organizers are hoping to make this an annual event,” she said.
Forty Years Ago
Postmasters to Gather in Haines Next Week
Usually there is only one postmaster in each community in the United States, but next week Haines will host between 25 and 30 of them. Postmasters are coming from all over Alaska to attend the 31st annual Convention of the Alaska Chapter of Postmasters of the United States. In addition to postmasters from as far away as Barrow, Eagle, Metlakatla and Gambell on St. Lawrence Island, there will be visitors from Kentucky, Alabama, Washington, D.C., California and Colorado. When given the choice of which of the 51 State conventions (Puerto Rico, too!), most of the postmasters chose Alaska as their first choice.
“We are honored that Hugh Bates, National President of the NAPUS, elected to come to Haines with his wife, Janie, for the convention,” Postmaster Bill Hartmann said. “Our chapter president, Deane Nelson from Barrow, invited him when we were in Washington, D.C. in February.”
Bates will be the keynote speaker at the final convention banquet Thursday at the Hotel Halsingland. Most of the meetings and training sessions will be at the Chilkat Center.
After pulling the Chilkoot Indian Association out of debt and completing a backlog of audits, tribal administrator Harriet Brouillette was recognized as the 2025 Tribal Administrator of the year. She was presented with the award during the annual Alaska Tribal Administrators Association symposium in April.
Looking back at her time with the Chilkoot Indian Association, Brouillette said that she was the first and only employee in 1995 before she went back to school and took a different position working for the Central Council of Tlingit and Haida Indian Tribes of Alaska.
Then she got a call from an elder telling her it was “time to come home,” Brouillette said, noting that this call came at a time when the tribe was going through a rough time managing Bureau of Indian Affairs funding. Brouillette left the CIA again to work for Klukwan Inc. after a friend of hers told her she had to “jump off this sinking ship” after they had looked at the accounting system.
The struggles came after the federal government offered funding to tribes, which allows them to self-govern programs instead of relying on the Bureau of Indian Affairs to assist them.
“There was a huge learning curve,” Brouillette said. When Brouillette started in 2013, she said that the CIA was about $2.5 million dollars in the red.
“We were on the verge of losing all our federal funding and we were years behind on our audits.” The association is required to conduct federal audits each year, and had not done one in a few years, according to Brouillette. A consultant said that it was a “tangled mess” and that it would take years to get out of, time that Brouillette said they didn’t have. “We need to get out of it now.”
Brouillette said she and staff figured out how to operate federal grants and got audits completed with the goal of getting out of debt. They filed three audits in one year and then the following year filed two audits and “got them all out of the way.”
With the audit and debt worries resolved and core funding back in place, Brouillette said that CIA started developing new projects including the environmental science, transportation and housing programs. Brouillette estimated that the current budget for the environmental department is in the millions while the transportation department’s budget is “more along the lines of about $3 million.”
In recent years, Brouillette said the association leveraged funds to purchase the CIA dock as well as open the Taste of Deishu restaurant. Brouillette said the businesses will bring in unencumbered funding that won’t be restricted by the federal government.
“The idea now is for the tribe to become more self-sustaining, instead of relying on grants,” Brouillette said.
Brouillette said it was nice to be recognized for something because Haines is predominantly non-native and not a lot of people “think of this as a native community.” She said CIA has offered language classes and currently teaches subsistence hunting and gathering, and regalia-making. She referred to these activities as “luxuries” because the tribe is at a point where it is stable enough to host these cultural programs.
“They’re like a treat,” she said.
Brouillette said she mainly looks at big-picture projects and issues, one of those being the ongoing push to include Haines, Tenakee, Petersburg, Wrangell and Ketchikan into the Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act. A federal amendment to the 1971 Act would include the five communities. By joining ANCSA, these communities would receive recognition from the federal government “so that we could have our own village corporation.”
Brouillette said she hopes the effort to get the five landless tribes added to the ANCSA settlement would help CIA get a “very small portion of our lands” returned. “The Tongass forest is over 17 million acres and we’re just asking for a very tiny portion of that to be returned to us,” she said.
With this land, “we can subsist and hunt and gather, and maybe find an old growth tree to cut, so that we can build a canoe or carve a totem,”she said.
Looking towards the future, Brouillett said there are ideas to turn a building on Main Street into a cultural and language center that provides a daycare and childcare setting in addition to after school programming. Additionally, CIA is currently developing a new nonprofit arm to bring in more unencumbered funding to fund cultural education classes. Brouillette said CIA is close to launching the nonprofit.
“I think that we’ve come a long way,” Brouillette said. “They [ancestors] are holding me up, and I’m holding up my kids and my grandkids. With each generation we become stronger.”
Ship-to-ship refueling with liquefied natural gas happened for the first time at the Port of Seattle in early May and again on May 17, 2026. (Photo by Tom Banse)
Early this month, a mobile floating gas station of sorts pulled up alongside the towering cruise ship Star Princess at Seattle’s Pier 91 terminal. For the next eight hours, the refueling crew made news by pumping a large volume of super-cooled natural gas into the bowels of the cruise liner.
The newest cruise ship operated by Princess Cruises is the first oceangoing vessel to be refueled in Seattle with liquefied natural gas (LNG). It could be the start of a new way of fueling the Alaska cruise ships that operate out of Seattle and Vancouver all summer.
“I’m just delighted to see there’s no smoke coming out of the cruise ship. We’re plugged in. We’re burning the cleanest gas you can right now,” Port of Seattle Commissioner Fred Felleman said while observing from an adjacent pier. “Right now, this is about as good as it gets in the industry.”
The steadily-growing fleet of mammoth cruise ships that ply the Inside Passage has a sizable carbon footprint – ship fuel being the biggest single component. Cruise line executives acknowledge that they need to do their part to soften the environmental impact. The major cruise lines in the Alaska market, through their trade association, have committed to net-zero greenhouse gas emissions from ship operations by 2050. The challenge until now has been finding an alternative fuel that is cost-competitive and available at scale locally.
Felleman said the Port of Seattle is striving to be the “greenest” cruise homeport. The gleaming floating palace over his shoulder demonstrated a fuel technology that the maritime industry appears to be coalescing around to improve air quality in port communities such as Seattle, Tacoma and Vancouver. But the lengthy transition is accompanied by some sniping and griping.
Ship-to-ship refueling with liquefied natural gas happened for the first time at the Port of Seattle in early May and again on May 17, 2026. (Photo by Tom Banse)
The super-chilled natural gas arrives on a specialized small-scale tanker ship from British Columbia in a multiday journey that underscores the novelty of the alternative marine fuel. Vancouver-based Seaspan Energy acquired three refueling tankers (commonly called bunkering vessels) from a Chinese shipyard to offer ship-to-ship LNG refueling along the West Coast.
“We’ve been held to a very high standard, not only in the construction of these vessels, not only in the crewing and the credentials of the people operating on these vessels, but in the actual play-by-play operations,” said Seaspan Energy President Harly Penner during an online roundtable hosted by the Port of Seattle. “We’re going to make sure it’s done safely.”
Penner appeared to anticipate LNG’s detractors who portray the fuel as acutely risky if spilled, due to its very low temperature. Critics also worry about the wide, devastating impact if an LNG cargo ignited, which Penner said has never happened during ship-to-ship refueling elsewhere in the world.
The U.S. Coast Guard and Seattle Fire Department reviewed and were satisfied with Seaspan’s LNG bunkering plans. A Star Princess passenger posted the safety instructions applicable to passengers on board. The cruise line handout told people assigned to staterooms overlooking the Seaspan tanker to stay off their balconies during the refueling operation and that smoking in the Star Bar would be forbidden while fueling was underway. A Port of Seattle police boat also kept watch a couple hundred yards off the stern of the cruise ship, which has a 4,300-passenger capacity.
Overall, Port of Seattle officials appear to be giving a tempered welcome to LNG as they celebrate what is anticipated to be the busiest Alaska cruise season in port history. Maritime Division Managing Director Stephanie Jones Stebbins said the port is interested because of the “tremendous” reduction in air pollutants, such as diesel particulates and harmful sulfur and nitrogen oxides. But port staff pointedly avoided claiming a global warming mitigation benefit and also told elected commissioners that there are no plans to invest in local infrastructure to supply LNG from shore.
“We know LNG is ultimately a fossil fuel. We view it as a transition fuel,” Jones Stebbins said. “We are looking beyond that to renewable fuels – options like green methanol, renewable natural gas, ammonia, drop-in synthetic fuels, electrification.”
Shipping line TOTE Maritime converted two large cargo ships on the Tacoma-Anchorage circuit to LNG propulsion in 2022. The ships refuel from an adjacent Puget Sound Energy liquefaction and LNG storage facility that remains controversial in Tacoma and has so far failed to attract other marine users.
On the wrong course?
Climate protection campaigners and some political conservatives take issue with the maritime industry’s fuel transition, but for very different reasons.
The environmental group Seattle Cruise Control urged the Port of Seattle to reject LNG-powered ships. The group labels LNG as a “false promise” because activists calculate the carbon footprint of natural gas from “well to wake” to be as bad or worse for the climate than traditional marine fuels. (The math varies in the industry, and some like Penner claim a positive greenhouse gas benefit.)
“The use of LNG will continue harming the climate, lock in obsolete technology, and delay the necessary transition to zero-emissions fuels,” Seattle Cruise Control co-founder Elizabeth Burton said in an email.
Conservative voices, meanwhile, including at the highest levels of the Trump administration, are pushing back on maritime decarbonization because of the potential pass-through costs to consumers.
“Popular fuel alternatives, such as liquefied natural gas and hydrogen, require double to more than triple the tank size of oil. In an industry that monetizes every square foot of space, it’s a costly gamble for regulation that may not come to pass,” wrote opinion columnist Kate Farmer in the Wall Street Journal last month.
Princess Cruises spokesperson Negin Kamali described LNG as “the best readily available fuel that significantly reduces direct greenhouse gas and other emissions and particulate matter now.” Notably, the cruise line barely mentions the dual-fuel capability of its newest vessel in marketing and advertising. The Love Boat’s other amenities get all the love – such as the restaurants, stage shows and luxury staterooms.
This summer, Star Princess is scheduled to refuel with LNG in Seattle every other weekend. Kamali said that should be sufficient to operate the big ship on LNG throughout the season. When LNG is unavailable, Star Princess’ engines burn traditional marine gas oil.
Star Princess was mistakenly credited by a port and a chamber of commerce in southeast Alaska as the first LNG-powered cruise ship to visit the Last Frontier. That title actually belongs to Silver Nova, which was refueled by Seaspan with LNG in Vancouver before an Alaska sailing last year in May. The dual-fuel luxury liner is being relocated to the Mediterranean for this summer by its operator, Silversea Cruises.
The challenge of decarbonizing
A demonstration last summer in Seattle involving another cruise line, Holland America, showed the multiple challenges and cost barriers involved with decarbonizing large ship operations. For this project, Holland America and the port teamed up to refuel the cruise liner Eurodam with renewable diesel made from vegetable oil.
A port memo described the three refuelings as a bit cumbersome, but ultimately successful from an operational point of view. However, the biofuel netted out to triple the cost of conventional low-sulfur marine fuel. So, the bottom line was that the experiment would not be repeated until biofuel costs come down and availability improves.
Bud Darr, CEO of the trade group Cruise Lines International Association, said it takes “an awful lot of courage” for ship owners to spend as much as $2 billion on new dual-fuel cruise ships designed to burn various kinds of climate-friendly fuel that cannot be procured today.
Darr said there is not much uptake on methanol because the industry is still waiting for bio- or synthetic forms of the fuel to become available at scale. Darr said “the safety case” for carbon-free ammonia is not strong enough to work as cruise ship fuel because of the high toxicity of the gas were it to leak.
That basically leaves LNG as the preferred alternative marine fuel, Darr said during the Port of Seattle’s industry roundtable in April. He said no ship owners had told him that the fossil fuel LNG was their final answer.
“Really, we’re looking to progress from the fossil form of LNG,” Darr said, “on to a renewable version of that.”
Port of Seattle Commissioner Fred Felleman. (Photo by Tom Banse)
Commissioner Felleman is also zeroing in on renewable natural gas as the way to have a thriving cruise industry and protect the climate. Renewable natural gas – aka RNG or bio-LNG – is most commonly derived around here from the breakdown of landfill waste, municipal sewage or feedlot cow manure. Felleman said he is encouraged that the steep price premium for RNG is slowly coming down. Other branches of government are trying to spur greater supply with carbon credits.
“The fastest way to make progress with the existing and growing fleet of vessels is to incentivize the use of alternative fuels,” Fellman said.
Post Alley launched in June 2019 as part of a new, Seattle-based writers’ collective aimed at helping fill gaps in local journalism and exploring new ways of delivering quality reporting and commentary. Learn more about the publication here.
Have you ever wondered where world-renowned chefs shop for groceries? World Central Kitchen founder José Andrés frequents this chain, especially for its vino.
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An empty courtroom in the Boney Courthouse in Anchorage. (Photo by Corinne Smith/Alaska Beacon)
The Alaska Legislature approved legislation to add a superior court judge to the state’s third judicial district. The new judge is to be based at the Palmer courthouse where the new position is intended to alleviate rising civil and criminal case workloads.
The Alaska Court System requested the legislation, House Bill 262, which would bring the total number of superior court judges from 45 to 46. Lawmakers approved the change by a combined vote of 57 to 0, with three House members absent. The bill now heads to Gov. Mike Dunleavy for consideration.
Officials with the court system said the state needs to add a judge because the four current superior court judges in Palmer are grappling with unsustainable workloads. That judicial district has the highest numbers of civil and criminal caseloads in the state – nearly 50% higher than the statewide average, with an average of 683 cases per year. That’s an average of 13 cases per week per judge.
Officials noted that adding a fifth judge to the Palmer courthouse would only bring average caseloads down to an estimated 546 cases per judge annually. “This would still exceed the statewide average number of cases per judge, and Palmer judges would still have the highest caseload per judge of any court in the state, but it would be a welcome and needed improvement,” said Nancy Meade, General Counsel to the Alaska Court System, in a statement requesting the bill.
The population of the Matanuska-Susitna Borough has grown 40% over the past twenty years, a major contributing factor to the rising need in legal services and case numbers at the Palmer courthouse, Meade said. In the same time period, the number of cases filed has risen by 55%.
Rep. Andrew Gray, D-Anchorage, speaks Friday, April 26, 2024, on the floor of the Alaska House of Representatives. (Photo by James Brooks/Alaska Beacon)
Rep. Andrew Gray, D-Anchorage, carried the bill in the House, saying the high number of cases at the Palmer courthouse has spillover effects in Anchorage.
“Cases in Palmer take too long to be heard. In fact, some Mat-Su residents choose to file their cases in Anchorage so that they have a chance of being heard sooner. This means that Anchorage has more cases than they would otherwise have,” he said, speaking on the House floor ahead of the vote on April 22. “We need to fix this problem, so that we can better provide basic justice to all Alaskans,” he said.
The new judge position is estimated to cost $268,000 annually, according to a state fiscal note.
If the bill is signed by the governor, the new judge would be selected by a nomination process, including interviews and vetting by the Alaska Judicial Council. The council puts forth two nominees and the governor has 45 days to make a selection for superior court judge. New judges serve for an initial term of three years, after which they appear before voters in a retention election where voters can weigh in on whether the judge should remain on the bench by a yes-no vote. If approved by voters, judges’ subsequent terms are six years until mandatory retirement at age 70.
Correction: A previous version of this story incorrectly stated the vote count. The bill passed 57 to 0, with three House members absent.
Mark Hamill is catching flak this week after he shared a meme depicting the funeral of President Donald Trump.
But the folks giving him a hard time might be missing some crucial context.
Hamill’s post appeared 11 days after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting, so perhaps the timing was inappropriate — but despite claims to the contrary, the actor was clearly not wishing death on Trump.
U.S. President Donald Trump speaks in front of the American flag to the press as he departs the White House on May 12, 2026 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)
“He should live long enough to witness his inevitable devastating loss in the midterms, be held accountable for his unprecedented corruption, impeached, convicted & humiliated for his countless crimes,” Hamill captioned the Bluesky post, adding:
“Long enough to realize he’ll be disgraced in the history books, forevermore.”
He later elaborated, perhaps feeling that many of his followers had missed his point:
“Accurate Edit for Clarity: ‘He should live long enough to be held accountable for his crimes.’ Actually, I was wishing him the opposite of dead, but apologize if you found the image inappropriate,” the Star Wars star wrote.
(Bluesky)
One of Hamill’s harshest critics was comedian Jamie Kennedy, who addressed the issue on his podcast this week:
“That is insane. That is brain rot gone beyond,” Kennedy said (via Page Six), adding:
“This is nuts. Luke Skywalker has lost it, dude. You’re like a big voice in the world, and you’re promoting that. Like what is wrong with you?”
Kennedy went on to blast Hamill as “crazy” and note that Trump was duly elected.
“You can call this guy whatever you want, but he’s the elected leader, so clearly he’s legally in, and he won, and he’s the elected leader,” Kennedy continued.
“That’s just crazy that he did that. Like that’s just nuts. Do you know how irresponsible that is? All the people that follow you. You can write something tasteful and say you don’t like someone, but to do that? It’s evil.”
Both Donald and Melania Trump called on Kimmel to be fired, but their demands fell on deaf ears.
For one thing, the joke — in which Kimmel referred to Melania as “an expectant widow” — aired several days before the Correspondents’ Dinner.
Additionally, Kimmel was not calling on Trump to be assassinated but was instead referencing the fact that he’ll soon be eighty and appears to be battling health issues.
Perhaps one day, we’ll have a non-octogenarian president, and entertainers can get back to roasting politicians for their policies.
Today, May 28, 2026, marks Jelly Roll’s daughter Bailee Ann’s 18th birthday, just weeks after her high school graduation. As she steps into a new chapter and prepares for college, the country star shared a heartfelt message on social media, expressing his pride for all she’s accomplished and his excitement for what’s ahead.
Jelly Roll began his sentimental letter by sharing a story from when she was four years old, one that first showed him the power of her imagination and the impact she would have on his life.
Bailey Ann, Jelly Roll; Photo Courtesy of Jelly Roll
“To my oldest child and my only daughter.. I honestly don’t even know where to begin this..I was renting a house right behind my father’s house. And when I say right behind my father’s house, I mean you could literally walk from my back door to his back door. One day when we were walking there, you stopped all of a sudden and said ‘dad how are we gonna get across that river?’ I was a little confused at first, and I looked back at you and in that moment, I could see the wide eyes of a little girl who is living in her beautiful imagination….”
He continued, “I immediately said ‘the river is gonna be a problem, cause it probably has alligators in it, but I’m more worried about those tigers on the other side.’ You told me in that moment, the bears were gonna be the real problem.. It took us almost 2 hours to walk less than 20 yards.. we wrestled the imaginary alligators, we ran from hyenas, we fist fought bears, we swam in the river, anacondas,…. Little did I know in that moment, your imagination was opening mine and that you were fixing to be the biggest impact on my life and the biggest part of my journey ever…”
Looking back on memories from her childhood years, it seems hard for the Antioch native to come to terms with the fact that his little four-year-old girl is now all grown up at 18 years old. He made sure to highlight her accomplishment of graduating high school, which “very very few people” in their family have done, including himself. On top of that, she has plans to continue her education with college.
“You are not only a high school graduate. You are soon to be a college student. When we talk about generational curses and breaking them, you literally are the epitome of that. You are kind, smart, caring, loving, adventurous, funny, sassy, honest. To put it plainly you were everything I have never been..”
Jelly Roll ended the letter by reflecting on her future and how proud he is of the woman she’s becoming, writing “Some people were born to walk. Some people were born to run, but very few were born to fly… You Bailee Ann were born to FLY! 18 looks good on you. I can’t wait until I’m posting about how proud I am with you graduating college. I can’t wait until I’m posting pictures from your wedding. I can’t wait to see the woman you end up becoming.”
Last summer, former Teen Mom villain Farrah Abraham had an announcement to make.
She was free of botox and fillers, she claimed. And she planned to scale back her infamous body modifications.
Well that lasted all of, what seven months? Let’s be generous enough to say eight.
Farrah has announced her planned jaw surgery. Despite her political aspirations, she’s getting NSFW with it.
On the ‘Pillow Talk’ podcast, Farrah Abraham cycled through numerous topics. (Image Credit: YouTube)
She calls it ‘a really big surgery’
During a lengthy chat with Ryan Panozzo, the host of the Pillow Talk podcast, and fellow guest Kazumi Squirts, Farrah revealed her surgical plans.
“I’m getting ready for a really big surgery actually,” the former Teen Mom villain revealed.
“There’s, I guess, like a degenerative disc disease in my jaws,” Farrah claimed.
“I can’t use my jaw,” she alleged. “I can’t open my mouth up normally.”
Throughout the chat, Farrah appeared to be able to speak without difficulty. But we cannot claim to know what it means to be her, or what her jaw felt like during the friendly chat.
If you are not familiar, Pillow Talk is an extremely NSFW podcast.
Kazumi is a sex worker of some renown. The sponsor was a tech-driven sex toy.
The host at one point, with Farrah’s consent, displayed his penis for her assessment. (She rated it an 11 out of 10, for what it’s worth.)
So, when the former Teen Mom star spoke of her “oral dilemma” and said that she wanted to “just open my mouth for a hotdog” without jaw pain, Ryan pounced.
That is, he made a joke about Farrah having lost the ability to perform certain forms of oral sex.
Despite her political aspirations, Farrah Abraham did not hesitate to get NSFW on the ‘Pillow Talk’ podcast. (Image Credit: YouTube)
‘I would crush everbody’s you-know-whats’
Farrah revealed that it had been two years since her last sexual encounter.
“I would crush everybody’s you-know-whats,” she warned.
We have no idea which “degenerative disc disease” allegedly afflicts her.
But, if she’s going under the knife, we hope that it goes smoothly.
Farrah has been in and out of so many doctor’s offices — and these are just the ones that we know about — that it is legitimately difficult to keep track.
However, The Ashley notes that Farrah has gotten at least three breast augmentations, a nose job, a chin implant (gone but not forgotten), butt injections, butt surgery, multiple vaginal rejuvenation procedures.
She has also had tissue extracted (liposuction) and alternative matter injected into her cheeks and lips (filler).
Farrah’s talk about walking back her many procedures last year sounded encouraging. And look, maybe this really is a medical necessity.
But we’re also going to have to wait and see what Farrah looks like after her recovery. Does she have TMJ or is she changing the shape of her face? Both?
